FAIL!

The owner would be one of the luckiest people alive and the thief one of the most unlucky alive.

So number one rule for all would be robbers: Do not steal goods from a victim to only give it back.

It’s a candle, what more can I say?

In the post “Corrections of Misconceptions” the family attempt to put some “misconceptions” that the media have stated as fact straight. Here are some of the points they attack:

1: All the Yusof children were taught via Farooq’s “accelerated learning methods” — a tortuous regime involving studying in the freezing cold, punishments for answering questions incorrectly, and “stretching and breathing exercises”.

2: The Yusof children only became prodigies because they were forced to work unreasonably hard and/or were homeschooled.

3: TV and pop music were banned in the household.

4: The Yusof parents put tremendous pressure on their kids to succeed.

5: Sufiah’s abilities were unique, even within the family.

It’s a little heavy reading, so there’s also a FAQs page as well, that answers the above points and more too.

Visit the Yusof family blog site here.

Interesting Note: The family blog encompasses the Yusof family except Farooq (father) and Sufiah (daughter), so it includes Halimahton (mother), Zuleikha (daugther), Iskander (son), Abraham (son) and Aisha (daugther).

Previous Sufiah Yosuf related posts:

“Sufiah Yusof’s Raunchy Photos”

“Ex-Child Prodigy Sells Body”

I don’t think that it’s a stretch to say that the music industry these days thrives on the sampling. But how much is too much? As I see it, it’s a moral and ethical question and the answer is subjective to each and every individual to make up his/her own mind. Personally, a bit from a track here and there is fine as long as the newly produced track is distinctively different from the original, if it’s not simply go and buy the rights to the sample.

So what trigger this thought, well here it is…Usher’s Love In This Club, heavy track and an instant hit (personally I don’t mind it, but don’t think it’s anything special) and produced by Polow Da Don (massive producer whom can be credited with the likes of Ludacris, PCD and Fergie). So anyways, the main distinctive beats of Love In This Club can be found as preset samples on Apple’s Garage Band software! Now, that’s hitting pretty low on the sampling scale if you ask me.

Check out the video proof inside

Sufiah Yosuf child prodigy turned £130/hr escort Shilpa Lee whom I blogged about a couple of days ago had a raunchy photo shoot that went with her interview with News of the World. These photos are now available for you to view, if you are inclined to do so (which you should if you are reading this) go here.

According to the 60 Minutes report we the society are ignorant to this, and that it happens more often than we think. That’s kind of obvious to me, I mean I don’t ever expect any form of consensual incest to occur, but there are always sick individuals in the world that are willing to step over that line.

60 Minutes got a psychologists on the show and he says this is a case of what is called “Genetic Sexual Attraction“, so it’s a condition with a name for it, very disturbing. I’m just glad that the psychologist later goes on to say that although this occurs the people involved are ridiculous and stupid to take it further and advance on their attractions, they are adults and should know better.

The 60 Minutes video interview inside

Forbidden Love

WTF is she thinking, what is the photographer thinking? How could you ever think you’d look sexy sitting on a toilet! The only people I see being attracted to this are those sick people that find chicks urinating as sexually stimulating. More importantly you are covering your most important Hip-Hop video chick assest…your ghetto booty.

Even more funny as part of her profile she says that she will not do any nude work. Um, nude means no clothes right? So where are her clothes on the toilet pic that she happily posed for? Is she not nude? Do I fail to see something?

Now, Sufiah has come out with an interview and a HOT photo shoot to boot. There’s a few interesting things that came up in the interview:

1) she has a high sex drive and with the job she gets all the sex that she needs

2) she says the sex is better because “…guys are much better in bed with an escort than a girlfriend.”

3) her clients make her feel like a “princess”

4) she’ loving the life she leads at the moment, and the “relationships” she has with her male clients that she wonders “…if I (she) could go back to a normal relationship, where you watch EastEnders and have boring sex.”

Now, I’m no psychologist but isn’t it kind of obvious she’s still fucked up on a man’s role in life and still not over how her dad treated her. She totally needs to get her arse on Dr Phil ASAP.

Quote of the article: “And brainbox Sufiah has worked out that subtracting your respectability to become a prostitute can equal big money.”

More pics inside

I’d quote some good parts of the vid, but that would require me transcribing the whole thing…it’s that funny. Maybe I’m looking too far into it, but I love the parody on the current climate of Hip-Hop.

Download the Hot MP3 track for Akon Calls T-Pain.

Original video in better quality available at Super Deluxe (WordPress didn’t let me embed the video from them) Here are the guys that made the vid.

Part One:

Part Two, Three, Four and Five Inside

UPDATED April 5th, 2008: Part Four and Five of the Interview added

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