A German thief successfully stole a rare coin collection (valued at €500,000), deciding that the round bits of metal were too valuable to leave under his/her own bed went off to deposit it at a bank for safe keeping. Ironically the owner of the collection works at the bank and obviously recognised the coins as his own that were stolen a few days before.

FAIL!

The owner would be one of the luckiest people alive and the thief one of the most unlucky alive.

So number one rule for all would be robbers: Do not steal goods from a victim to only give it back.

I love the openness and ease of access the internet has become these days, almost anyone can have their own presence and start their own WWW existence instantaneously simply with a blog (much like my own really). And one of the newest additions to the world of WWW blogging are the Yusofs. That’s right, in seeking to put the family name back in the black after all the controversy surrounding Sufiah Yusof of late, the family has started their own blog.

In the post “Corrections of Misconceptions” the family attempt to put some “misconceptions” that the media have stated as fact straight. Here are some of the points they attack:

1: All the Yusof children were taught via Farooq’s “accelerated learning methods” — a tortuous regime involving studying in the freezing cold, punishments for answering questions incorrectly, and “stretching and breathing exercises”.

2: The Yusof children only became prodigies because they were forced to work unreasonably hard and/or were homeschooled.

3: TV and pop music were banned in the household.

4: The Yusof parents put tremendous pressure on their kids to succeed.

5: Sufiah’s abilities were unique, even within the family.

It’s a little heavy reading, so there’s also a FAQs page as well, that answers the above points and more too.

Visit the Yusof family blog site here.

Interesting Note: The family blog encompasses the Yusof family except Farooq (father) and Sufiah (daughter), so it includes Halimahton (mother), Zuleikha (daugther), Iskander (son), Abraham (son) and Aisha (daugther).

Previous Sufiah Yosuf related posts:

“Sufiah Yusof’s Raunchy Photos”

“Ex-Child Prodigy Sells Body”

Sufiah Yosuf child prodigy turned £130/hr escort Shilpa Lee whom I blogged about a couple of days ago had a raunchy photo shoot that went with her interview with News of the World. These photos are now available for you to view, if you are inclined to do so (which you should if you are reading this) go here.

John Earnest Deaves (biological father) and Jennifer Anne Deaves (biological daughter) meet for the first time in 30 years since John separated from Anne. Sounds like a sweet reuniting story doesn’t it, well it doesn’t end there…add in a few visits and they fall in love! WTF! Have a sexual relationship with one another! EWW! and pop out a little baby girl! WRONG! I’m just really thankful that the baby girl is 100% healthy and has no “incest” problems associated with her even against all odds. But still really wrong, not even dog’s breed that close, the closest they do are grandparent and grandkid.

According to the 60 Minutes report we the society are ignorant to this, and that it happens more often than we think. That’s kind of obvious to me, I mean I don’t ever expect any form of consensual incest to occur, but there are always sick individuals in the world that are willing to step over that line.

60 Minutes got a psychologists on the show and he says this is a case of what is called “Genetic Sexual Attraction“, so it’s a condition with a name for it, very disturbing. I’m just glad that the psychologist later goes on to say that although this occurs the people involved are ridiculous and stupid to take it further and advance on their attractions, they are adults and should know better.

The 60 Minutes video interview inside

Forbidden Love

About a week ago News of the World uncovered that a child math prodigy is now using her body towards a career in the escort industry. Sufiah Yusof used her brains to gain herself a possession into Oxford University at the age of 13! That’s right, 13! Well, as all these stories go there’s a but, and that but is that her Dad being as strict as he was pushed her to run away and do her own thing two years later. First Sufiah found herself as a hotel waitress, a wife, a ex-wife, a admin assistant and finally a £130/hour hooker and adopting an escorting name Shilpa Lee.

Now, Sufiah has come out with an interview and a HOT photo shoot to boot. There’s a few interesting things that came up in the interview:

1) she has a high sex drive and with the job she gets all the sex that she needs

2) she says the sex is better because “…guys are much better in bed with an escort than a girlfriend.”

3) her clients make her feel like a “princess”

4) she’ loving the life she leads at the moment, and the “relationships” she has with her male clients that she wonders “…if I (she) could go back to a normal relationship, where you watch EastEnders and have boring sex.”

Now, I’m no psychologist but isn’t it kind of obvious she’s still fucked up on a man’s role in life and still not over how her dad treated her. She totally needs to get her arse on Dr Phil ASAP.

Quote of the article: “And brainbox Sufiah has worked out that subtracting your respectability to become a prostitute can equal big money.”

More pics inside

Yesterday I posted that Thomas Beatie a.k.a The Pregnant Man will be appearing on Oprah today…and today is today, so here he is with the Big O.

Part One:

Part Two, Three, Four and Five Inside

UPDATED April 5th, 2008: Part Four and Five of the Interview added

Part Two:

Part Three:

Part Four:

Part Five:

I always thought that it would be funny to have an uber sized mobile phone. Think about it, you’re in a busy hip environment where everyone has the newest and bling’d up phones, your phone rings (and real loud to get people’s attention) and you pull out your dinosaur-era brick of a phone out to answer it, imagine the looks you’d get, classic.

But this guy in China has gone way way too far with the idea. What he has done is supersized his own mobile phone, which from what I can tell is a Nokia 6670, into a 3ft tall 48lbs best, which is 620 times the size of his original phone. It’s a “fully” functioning supersized model “…with a built-in camera and internet access…” however it doesn’t vibrate, imagine if it did…a 3ft tall 48lbs vibrating beast, wow the power. Oh, if 3ft 48lbs wasn’t enough to scream out ‘”I’m not portable” the phone needs mains power to function. I’m not so sure that it would count as a world record holder as the worlds largest functioning mobile phone anymore.

Remember Thomas Beatie a.k.a “The Pregnant Man” I blogged about only about a week ago, well guess what he’s gone to Oprah (as you do if you were a pregnant man) to show and prove to the world that he really is pregnant. Doing so via the use of ultrasound and also on Oprah for an obligatory interview to put across his and his wife side of the story.

On a side note, from all the pictures I could gather on the net of Thomas Beatie, I thought to myself, Hmmm he really kinda looks masculine, really passes as a guy, could have never been a chick BUT seeing the pic above with Oprah, I’ve changed my mind, he really was a she! I mean check it out, his way tiny compared to Oprah, I’ve never seen a “real” man that small against Oprah before, so he must’ve been a chick.

The show will air on Thursday the 3rd, so get ready to TiVo it if you can. But here’s a video sneak peak of the show, more of an advert really…

Pregnant man meets Oprah

UPDATE April 4th, 2008: See the Interview here

Don’t you just love the first day of April or as it is commonly known as April Fools, the Sydney Google guys love it too. They have found a way to “see into the future” which they call gDay™ and it uses a technique called MATE™ (Machine Automated Temporal Extrapolation). No joke, I mean it is but you know what I mean. Check out Google’s own explanation of it.The guys at news.com.au are just as into April Fools and have joined in on the fun with using Google’s new gDay™ technology as a basis for an article and taken it further.

Hope you all survived April Fools.

Thomas Beatie is a married man whom is 5 months pregnant with a baby girl, in the eyes of the law that is. Thomas Beatie was born a girl but now lives life as a transgender, feeling more “normal” as a man she/he decided to flatten the chest and pop testosterone pills yet keep everything else female. Good call in my mind, I reckon penises are ugly things I’d opt for a vagina any day if I had the choice.

So yeah, if you want to be the next pregnant guy these are the prerequisites and steps you need to take.

1) must be born as a girl;

2) change yourself enough so that the law views you as a male, but keep enough female in you to make babies, and;

3) impregnate yourself

That’s it, 3 “simple” tasks is all it takes. Join the revolution. Be the next pregnant man.

If you want to know more, skip all the bullshit secondary articles out there and hear Thomas Beatie’s own account at Advocate.com.

UPDATE April 3rd, 2007: Thomas Beatie and his wife will appear on Oprah